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my inapproprate words and their green thoughts

earlier today we were discussing about rheumatic heart disease in medicine, and i said "hard" instead of saying "stiff" or "inflexible"... or "rigid". they are synonymous but they all reacted and laughed. hahaha...

doc: "what is the pathophysiology of rheumatic heart disease? how does it cause damage to the heart"

nyc: "in rheumatic heart disease, what happens is, the patient gets infected with beta hemolytic streptococcus. this pathogen has a glycoprotein that mimics the antigens in the heart. so that in the body's effort to erradicate the pathogen, antibodies attack the heart valves....."

doc: "what are corresponding physical findings of the 2D-echo: mitral stenosis, mitral regurgitation and aortic stenosis"

"in mitral stenosis, you would hear a murmur during the diastolic phase"

doc: "what about the opening snap? what causes the snap"

mike: "there is forceful closure of the valve...."

doc: "are you sure of what you're saying? "opening" snap nga eh, tapos closure..."

dim: "doc, the sound is produced by the pulmonic...."

doc: "you.. what causes the opening snap?"

me: "doc, the mitral valve causes the opening snap"

doc: "why does it produce a snap?"

me: "doc the mitral valve becomes hard.. (because of the...)"

doc: "hard? hahaha, are we talking about the same thing?"

group laughs

doc: "she's right. pero don't use hard"...

group laughs... hehehe...

discussion continues... at favorite na ko ni doc.. grr

....

doc: "the atrial contraction, the stretching of the muscle and the filling of blood in the left ventricle which is the ______...?

me: "preload doc"

doc: "preload. this causes the mitral regurgitation... so what do you do to decrease preload"

jc: "give diuretics, restict salt...

....

doc: "what is afterload?... you...

me: "doc, it is the resistance to the shortening ...(of the muscles...)" -shempre inunahan ako

doc: "shortening naman ngayon..."

group laughs

doc: "right, afterload is the resistance to the shortening of the muscles or the contraction."

doc: "what happens ba during afterload...?" (grr, ako nanaman)

me: "doc, systolic contraction...."

doc: "so there is rapid...____ (smiling)...

(grr.. hay nako, lam ko na agad kung bakit sha ngumingiti)

me: "rapid ejection... (of blood)... (shempre, hihirit nanaman si doc)"

doc: "ejection ha, hindi ejaculation"....

group laughs...



loco talaga yun... grrr, wala lang.